silently prepares to lose followersthey aren’t all to scale if you’re wondering
remember when
i really enjoy these alien dicks
…. is that dick for Tali?!
Tip from Fornax: pretending your penis talks can be really fun role-play!
FUCK
Is it bad that I thought these were fingers at first?
…
Yeah.
I wonder if the Quarian one glows in the dark.
Drell penis is…squiggly.
HARDCORE KROGAN COCK YES.
Turian penis is still the prettiest.
Yes, it certainly is. Not ingesting is for the weak.
Turian penis has reach, drell penis looks like it’s got flexibility.
the legion text though I lost my shit, that fic will haunt me into the afterlife
I believe you mean the fanfic which must not be named. XDDDD







